Do you know what else is important? Europe of course! That’s why they always say “Europe, it’s so important”. What’s especially important about Europe is that people don’t like Europe a bit, because otherwise there’s nothing left (or something like that, find out exactly how this plot works, ed.). That’s why they have Frans Timmermans, for example, and that’s why they also have a branch in Strasbourg that exists specifically to get all kinds of angry bits at the T. And the branch expands, With a new building. “The European Parliament will rent the building for €700,000 a year. The building will be used mainly during sessions: only four days a month.” Two sentences, everyone is pissed off, pepper in the head, job done. But there is more: “An earlier attempt by the opponents to block the real estate adventure failed narrowly. Remarkably, a VVD delegation—against Strasbourg as a meeting site—could have made the difference. But the Liberals thought things would go smoothly with Osmose’s plan.” Good. Previously VVD believed that things would also go smoothly with Teeven’s delivery, with the halo, with the extra cost scandal and with an elbow to the Left Laser man. Good job to all.
