Idiots come in all shapes and sizes – and so we wonder how Cowboys fan Derek Algood stacks up against the all-time great imbeciles.
This is why any reputable tattoo parlour won’t ink you when you’ve been drinking:
As an international “celebrity” of sorts, Mr. Algood took quite a bit of razzing on Twitter following the Cowboys’ elimination – his response was indicative of the kind of asshat this clown truly must be.
Alright. Im done crying about it. Fucking sucks but i hate being that guy. Great Season. Fuck everybody and Good night.
— Derek Allgood (@BMS_Derek) January 11, 2015
I wonder if he’ll be getting a Tony Romo 2015 MVP tramp stamp prior to next season’s kick-off?